(Via Kim du Toit.)  Hilarious, but essentially true. Read the whole thing:

Link: In the beginning was the 1911 – Northeastshooters.com. Excerpt:

In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was the pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, thou shalt not muck with my disciple John’s design for it is good and it worketh. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain.