A noble American rattlesnake such as that depicted in the Gadsden, Culpepper, and First Navy Jack flags, and endorsed by Ben Franklin for national symbol over the eagle, is EQUALLY FORMIDABLE but generally WARNS BEFORE STRIKING.

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Sitting Target: Man Injured After Snake Attacks From Toilet Bowl – Men's Health – FOXNews.com.

TAIPEI — A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.